Bungee Jumping

Clyde and Orville wanted to get away from the farm and see the world. One day Clyde said to Orville, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Orville thought this was a great idea, so the two pooled their money and bought everything they needed - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They traveled to Mexico and started to set up on the square. As they were constructing the tower, a crowd begans to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gathered to watch them at work. Clyde jumped first. He bounced at the end of the cord, and when he came back up, Orville noticed that he had a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Orville wasn't able catch him, so Clyde fell again, bounced and came back up.This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Orville just misses him and Clyde falls. This time, when he bounced back he's pretty messed up with a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Orville caught him and said, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" Clyde replied, "No, the cord was fine, but what the hell is a pin-yata??"

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PG

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