Billy Plays Cards

Billy was walking down the hall and he heard his parents going at it and he hollered to his dad, "Dad! Dad! what are you doing?" His father replied, "I am playing cards." Little Billy asked, "Who is your partner?" The dad said, "Why, your mother." So the little boy went on. A couple of days later, Billy's father is walking down the hall and heard this racket going on in Billy's room. And he hollered in there, "Billy what are you doing?" Billy replied, "I am playing cards." His dad kinda froze and got real quiet and he said, "Who is your partner?" And Billy replied, "With a hand this good you don't need a partner!!!!!!"

Rating

PG

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