Bill Sees The Writing In The Snow

Bill Clinton looks out the window of the White House one winter morning, and sees someone has pissed in the snow outside his window. Even worse, they went to the trouble of WRITING something in the snow. STILL worse, what they wrote was, "Bill Clinton sucks!" Well, old Bill hits the roof. He calls in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Secret Service and tells them, "Find out who did this!" A hundred agents descend on the White House lawn with the most advanced law enforcement equipment in the free world. Later that day, two agents enter the Oval Office. "Mr. President, I'm afraid we have bad news... and worse news." Bill says, "OK - let me have the bad news." The agents reply, "Mr. President, after analyzing the urine, we have determined through DNA testing it came from Vice President Gore." Bill swallows hard and says, "So, what's the WORSE news?" The two agents exchange a worried look and say, "Mr. President, we also analyzed the handwriting: It's Hillary's."

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