Bill Clinton's True Legacy

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote. Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush. Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab. Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? A: This time we know who Deep Throat is. Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew? A: A small weenie in hot water. Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door." Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns.

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