Bad Pick-up Lines

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Rating

PG

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