African Chief

Apparently there was once a chief of an African village who had a magnificent throne room in his thatched hut, in the center of which was a large stone throne. It was his pride and joy. However one day he met a very attractive lady who he could not help but marry. (As you do). In order to consummate his wedding he bought a very large chief-size bed, but found he was unable to fit it in his hut as the throne was in the way. He decided to store the throne in the attic of his hut until his honeymoon was over. On his wedding night the chief and his new wife were in bed consummating the marriage with such gusto that the hut shook like something that shakes quite a bit indeed. The attic collapsed and the chief and his wife were flattened by the throne..... - Which only goes to show that "People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones"

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