A Round for the House

A man comes home, from a hard day's work. He lost his job, his wife left him, and his dog died--all in the same day. He drinks every drop of liquor in the house, then walks down to the nearest bar. He walks in the bar, and says to the bartender, "Set 'em up for everyone in the house, have a drink yourself, and give me the bill!" The bartender gives a round to the house, pours himself a shot, and then hands the man a bill. "That will be fifty dollars." says the bartender. The man says, "I don't have fifty dollars!" The bartender shrugs, walks around the bar, beats the hell out of the man, then throws him out of the bar. The next night, the man walks in the bar again, and says to the bartender, "Set 'em up for everyone in the house, have a drink yourself, and give me the bill!" The bartender thinks, "NO ONE would try this two nights in a row" so he gives a round to the house, pours himself a shot, and then hands the man a bill. "That will be sixty dollars." says the bartender. The man says, "I don't have sixty dollars!" The bartender shrugs, walks around the bar, beats the hell out of the man, then throws him out of the bar. The next night, the man walks into the bar again, and says to the bartender, "Set 'em up for everyone in the house and give me the bill!" The bartender stops and says, "Hey, wait! Where's my drink?" The man looks him in the eye and says, "YOU? You get violent when you drink!"

Rating

PG

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