20 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Make race car noises when people get on and off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!" Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?" Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral." One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on." When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occasionally.

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